But Peter is, obviously, not mad about it.Peter: you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want!! Tony: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person Tony constantly unintentionally embodies that meme that’s like.A lot of the comments are things like, “WE GET IT, YOU AND YOUR SON ARE AN ICONIC DUO, STOP FLEXING ?“ In true Dad™ fashion! All of his tweets seem annoyed, but all of his followers know they’re truly subtle brags about his kid. Like, he pretty clearly loves his kid from how he talks about him in his tweets, but he’s also so grumpy about it.Iconic.” Like, his tweets are funny and just memey enough to get attention online Tony gains a pretty large following because, “Who even is this guy? He and his son are kinda a dynamic duo.Like, don’t get him wrong, he’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to him, but GOD is he stupid He begrudgingly expresses how much he loves his “son” on this Twitter, but also talks a lot about how Peter is a loser.He’s not Tony Stark on this Twitter, he’s just some Dad™ Okay, so it probably wouldn’t be insta, but he would totally make a Twitter.
#ok but tony would definitely have a finsta or smth where he posts about how much he adores peter without peter knowing #his secret dad account #just saying Peter: …….never mind i definitely 100% just looked up orphan jokes sorry i dont have any orphan friends ? ask ? ? ? hc ask marvel mcu peter parker tony stark mj michelle x peter michelle jones spideychelle spider man iron man ned leeds steve rogers captain america spiderson irondad irondad and spiderson memes Captain America! what is it called when an orphan takes a family portrait? MJ: …peter do you need someone to talk to? Peter: what do you call an orphan’s family tree? Peter: every bag of chips is family size!
Peter: you know my favorite part of being an orphan? Peter: … :( don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll come back… Oh my god that’s terrible but beautiful - here are some interpretations I came up with!